its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
Transformation TUESDAY ((two years ago + now))
THIS AINT NO TRANSFORMATION TUESDAY WTF U WENT FROM ANDY MILANOKIS TO BEYONCE DISTANT COUSIN LORD TOUCHED OVER YOUR SOUL GOD IS REAL AMEN
- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
- He has no arms or legs
- She’s bloody and she cries all the time
“i am so fucking done with this shit” i whisper to myself as i continue