Boo.
what you dont know, wont hurt you. Thats what they say.

vulcanprodigy:

circumcisions:

vvorldwideweb:

unzip your pants and show me your personality

im a little cocky

keyword being little, i presume


nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through


armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

(Source: unsavioured)


gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so


safeguards:

when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

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(Source: safeguards)


atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river


octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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